Elite Daily asks: If you were homeless, could you still pick up chicks? Joe does. That’s how he survives. During the day he panhandles on the streets of Manhattan – making up to $150 on a given day – but at night Joe uses his charm and good looks to go home with women, where he’ll shower and enjoy an evening away from the streets.
Via Elite Daily: If you don’t think Joe looks homeless, well, that’s only because he’s good at what he does. According to Joe, his only responsibility is to not look homeless. In his mind, his appearance is a survival tactic. Joe spends whatever money he makes on keeping his appearance up, in addition to copious amounts of drugs and booze, with one goal in mind: attract as many girls as possible.
After meeting Joe – about a block from our office – the Elite Daily Video Team spent over a week with him, chronicling his epic lifestyle and learning about the hardships and triumphs of one “cardboard all star.”
Literally, one of the most obnoxious and despicable creatures on God’s green earth. A cautionary tale for our time.
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