Hunks and hot babes in FAAAAAABULOUS outfits walking the watery blue carpet at the Noah premiere in London, you gotta check it out!
Well, you don’t get any pictures of Russell Crowe because um, ew. And the lot of British Z-listers can kiss off, because I can’t be bothered to figure out who they are. But we do have pics of Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth, Emma Watson, and Patti Smith, so scroll down for all the epic fun.
TRUE STORY: I have a friend who works out at the same gym as Logan and sees him NAKED in the shower ALL THE TIME. Like, he sees Logan naked THREE TIMES A WEEK, which is probably more than his girlfriend sees him at this point. My friend is sort of a perv and sends me long, incredibly detailed texts about EVERY CURVE of Logan’s body, which probably violates all sorts of gym rules, I know, but OMG it’s better than porn. If you ever see me out on the street or at a party, remind me to read you these texts. YOU’LL DIE.
O hai Douglas Booth
He’s no Theo James, but I’ll wager the crowd goes a little nuts when Douglas steps on the red carpet and smolders for the paps.
Just sayin’. Douglas could get it.
Emma shows some leg…
And baby got back…
Also, have you noticed the watery carpet yet? It’s pretty brilliant. Check it out.
How sweet that Patti Smith is mobbed for autographs. That gives me faith in British audiences. Good eggs, eh wot?
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)
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