Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather this morning when I read the headline in The Star: “Brad Pitt: SECRET BISEXUAL!” The details were just salacious enough to have me thinking, hoping, praying “OK… YEAH… MAYBE… COULD BE TRUE…” – Apparently, there was a one-time hotel tryst with a porn actor/escort Cameron Fox that ended before it began because Brad was “too picky” and sent him home… THAT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE. PICKY BRAD? YEAH. OK.
Of course, in the 25 years Brad has been a superstar, this is the first I’m ever hearing of this alleged bisexuality, so that’s a little suspect. Then, I got to the “source” of the article.
L.A. artist Sham Ibrahim tells Star, “I don’t want to define Brad Pitt’s sexuality, but whatever it is, he’s into guys.”
A regular on the nightlife scene, Ibrahim says Pitt has been hooking up with men for at least a decade, and he has the “details.”
SHAM! Our Sham? Wowlebrity and noted nutball Sham Ibrahim? I dissolved into an fit of giggles.
I called him at his Palm Springs home and woke him up.
“Guuuuuuuuuurl, what kind of shit are you stirring up now?”
“It’s crazy,” he said. “I haven’t left my house in four days. The phone won’t stop ringing. Every time I open up the internet, the story’s been translated into a hundred more languages, languages I’ve never heard of, the ones with symbols instead of letter. I don’t know what to do…” he paused then whispered: “Do you think he’s going to kill me?”
“I do, girl.” I said. “You need to get the fuck out of Dodge. He’s hiring a hitman right now.”
“I know. I’m worried.”
So there you have it. Brad’s alleged bisexuality. Believe it, or consider the source.
Photos of Sham at the WOW Storefront Gallery below, courtesy of Jordan Papadopoulous.
(via NewNowNext)
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