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Inside Amy Schumer: Bill Nye Confirms The Universe Only Exists To Guide White Women In Their 20s

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On the latest episode of Inside Amy Schumer, Bill Nye the Science Guy reveals what we’ve pretty known all along: That the universe only exists to send signs to white women in their 20s, telling them to “keep sleeping with your married boss,” “buy an apricot puggle” or “take calcium.”

Says Nye: “While scientists once believed the universe was a chaotic collection of matter… recent breakthroughs have led them to understand it’s just basically a giant dream board on which women pin their wishes.”

Watch, below.

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