The most buzzed-about moments from last night’s super-fab episode of Million Dollar Listing New York after the jump!
Ryan’s INTIMATE confession…
His new client, Patricia Nix, thinks he’s a tasty little morsel…
Wtf is going on in that basement?
Is the house haunted?
Luis has a new listing and he’s incredibly happy about it.
Awwww….
It’s a good day when Ryan can put on his pants.
And Fredrik… well, Fredrik was pretty much just acting like Fredrik last night.
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Ryan. Sigh. Ryan is a straight-up bully, yo. He becomes more unlikeable every episode. And I know I work at World of Wonder, and I should be a good little cheerleader, but it’s hard to watch this guy. Last night he went to Luis’ party, picked a fight, made a scene, and TRIED TO SHOVE A POCKET SQUARE DOWN POOR LUIS’ THROAT. He knew that if Luis made a scene, he’d look bad in front of Janet and lose the listing. It was painful to watch. I HATE the way everyone treats Luis.
Fredrik got a new listing, a fabulous building in TriBeCa. He was very excited.
Everyone continues to dog-pile on my baby. First Ryan, then Fredrik, then Janet took the listing away from him– Will he EVER catch a break?
Fredrik spent $100,000 on this scale mockup of his TriBeCa building. A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. You could buy AN ACTUAL HOUSE in MISSOURI for $100,000. People ARE STARVING IN AFRICA and he spends $100,000 on a dollhouse. This show. I swear. It’s obscene sometimes.
Ryan lost his listing. Sometimes God is good.
Fredrik was on roll. The units in his TriBeca building sold like gangbusters.
And when he went to do a high kick, he lost his shoe. It was the LOL moment of the night.
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Ryan had a KUH-RAZY client who wanted to rent her apartment, rather than sell. Ew.
Fredrik had a nutty client, too, who was making him a little twitchy.
Luis MOOSE KNUCKLE alert!
And can we talk about Janet, the CAO of Milstein Properties at 30 Lincoln Plaza? LIIIIIIVE for her! I want to BE HER! I’m going to start doing Janet drag at the office from now on.
Fredrik’s husband wanted to get a parrot. Fredrik wasn’t so hot on the idea.
But the big takeaway from the evening was Fredrik doing his Swedish Frog dance for his husband. Definitely a series highlight.
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#5. Ryan threw a blacklight party at one of his properties to distract everyone from the fact that IT LOOKED OUT ONTO A BRICK WALL.
#4. Mousey got a new sweater… and some sugar from Mama…
#3. We got some Luis Leg Love!
#2. And that tongue… oh my!
#1. But the most important takeaway from last night’s episode? Fredrik’s assistant is KYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE, omg. I think I’m IN LOOOOOOVE.
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#5. Morning In Manhattan. Luis wakes up (perfectly coiffed). Yum, yum, yum.
#4. And Fredrik kisses his husband, awwww.
#3. This is something new. Ryan has a girlfriend. And, right off the bat, she seems to have his number.
#2. Ryan has a VERY ambitious plan to get the word out about his new listing, which involves making a movie with yachts, Lamborghinis, Kate Upton, and yes, helicopters.
#1. After dealing with a particularly obnoxious client, Fredrik seals the deal and does his little dance.
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